The last post was for software testers. Why not get developers their fair shot at T-Shirt slogans? Here they are.

1. Your mom thinks Algorithms have something to do with Al Gore’s incessant flapping of his jaw.
2. Let’s try this extreme programming thing! I’ll pull up on your britches while you code!
3. Design documents and blueprints are for wimps. That’s why we use them.
4. The boss says that square pegs go in the circular holes and circular pegs go in the square holes. Make it work.
5. COBOL? I think we played that one in P.E. class.
6. C# is for coders who wouldn’t want to see “C” it any other way.
7. Whatever happened to just plain old C+? I never understood why they went straight to the ++.
8. I’m known as Captain Insane-o in the coding world.
9. My End User License Agreement says – Feed me beef jerky and I'll fix your computer.
10. Of course it’s user error. Do you think the computer did that on it’s own?
11. My blood type is caffeineated. Can you put that in your IV mix?
12. My eyes are not bulging, they're just attentive.
13. No, I’m not changing cubicles unless my Swingline and Yoda goes with me!
14. If only all the king’s horses and all the king’s men understood assembler, we wouldn’t be in this predicament.
15. It works on my machine. So, why don’t you take my machine with you?
16. I believe the correct term is six eyes. These are bifocals.
17. Compile: that’s short vernacular for compost pile.
18. Even my programs are mental. They require thought okay!!??
19. I didn’t know your secret underground lair was in your mom’s basement.
20. Hacking - a single term to describe your golf game and your coding ability.
21. User Interface - the means by which software frustration makes itself manifest.
22. Your constant nagging is like an endless loop. There's no condition to make it stop.
23. Good software implies that creationism and natural selection must work hand in hand.
24. Java - an invigorating drink, a programming language, an island AND that villian guy in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.
25. Did I say end-loser? I meant the end-user.